Question 1: Was he summoning weapons, or does he just have a lot of pockets?

Question 2: What accent was that?

Question 3: How could his arms be so thin and the rest of him so fat?

Question 4: Was that jacket changed with magic or was it custom made?

Question 5: Were those sunglasses or eyes?

Question 6: Where was Tensaided while all of this was--Wait, at the mall? He was trying to get interviewed by Carol and has an airtight alibi, and also doesn't really look like the spider vampire beyond having a beard and some extra weight on him? Okay, cool.

- EGS:NP