
Self-deprecation sometimes results in splash damage.
I originally tried to have what's on this page and will be on Monday's page all on one page.
Technically, it could have fit. Also technically, you could probably get eight people in a car meant to seat four. There are good reasons not to do either.
I think the reason I tried to get it all on one page was because I wanted to rush to where the heck Ellen is going with this, which is generally a bad strategy (even if it would have prevented a potential weekend of everyone wondering where the heck Ellen is going with this).