- "Care? Who cares? I certainly don't."

"Oh, right! I have one of those! I probably shouldn't be kissing dudes!"

Well no, Sarah, Catalina's plan didn't work. What worked was Elliot's reaction to that plan... Which I guess wouldn't have happened if Catalina hadn't attempted her plan, but it's still technically a failure of the plan itself! Which resulted in success. Hm...

Oh, hey! Catalina "succeeded despite idiocy"! She pulled a Homer!