Do I really need to link to the whale sequence? Screw it. I'm linking to the whale sequence.
This is a four story comic week with new comics Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and Friday, and I plot for the next one to be that way as well. There is much scheming afoot.
That last panel isn't true, by the way. At least, I don't think it is. I've heard of crazier government expenditures, and it would explain a few things. Although, wikis related to TV shows and the like seem to be reliably accurate. Maybe those are written by genuine fans, and everything else is by men in black? Or maybe they like TV, too, and getting to write super detailed episode descriptions of their favorite shows is one of the perks.