Aw, man... This would have been such a good Friday comic! Look at it, being all Friday-ish. Oh well.
Of course, now that Sarah's actually pushed the button, enormous amounts of gambling is inevitable as people bet on what it actually does. My advice to all of you is to NOT gamble, as it could do any number of things, and gambling can be dangerous.
Unless, of course, you're gambling with a small number of chocolate coins. That's usually okay. Heck, it was part of my elementary school curriculum. The school's efforts to be multicultural included learning about Hanukkah
, and... I think that was it, actually. My elementary school sort of gave the impression that there were only two modern religions, and the primary difference between them was what Holiday you celebrated in December.
In any case, chocolate coins rock. It's money you can eat! What more could you want?