
"The only TRUE adventure... Is motherhood."
"Okay, but what other adventures have you been on?"
"I saw a demonic duck of some sort once. Look, he's right over there."
"I know that trick, Mom."
I'm not convinced she's not a blacksmith, either.
I kept going back and forth on whether it should be "get" or "be" in Jay's sentence. I look forward to changing my mind by tomorrow morning, then again by the afternoon.
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