"What" indeed! What is with all this open communication?! Also, one of you is going to have to change. There's an overabundance of black shirts at the moment.
Also, this still doesn't count as me being a troll! Susan would naturally be nervous here. Anyone who assumed she was going to ask him out only thought that because I intentionally gave the impression that she was--I mean, jumping to conclusions! That's what they were doing. Jumping. To conclusions. Yes.