EDIT: The next story comic will be Monday. This is mostly for sleep-related reasons, which I'm really tired of typing (no pun intended). I'm going to try something to help with that. In the meantime, thank you very much for reading, for your patience or lack of patience (you get in on this too, impatient peoples), and just for being you.
Me: I want to show everyone's reactions!
Also me: Wait, there are how many characters here?