Ah-ha! The ultimate twist!

What? Why are you asking if I've read Green Eggs And Ham? Why would I read that? What even are "green eggs"?

No, I will not read it! I will not read it in my chair, I will not read it on the sofa, I will not read it on a plane, bus, or zebra!

What do you mean "that didn't rhyme"? what does that have to do anything? You're weird today.