I'm not saying Tedd's an alien... but Tedd's an alien. Wait, no, I meant the other thing. He's NOT an alien. Wait, is definitely clarifying that a spoiler? Um...
It's entirely possible that panel five is based on actual conversations I've had with someone who was unclear of what the appeal of the female form is to heterosexual men.
*Runs away again. Runs back*
Almost forgot. Demonic duck!