Okay, I think I remember what the goo can do. Make skree noises? Check. Be gross? Check? Have lots of teeth? Check. Breathe fire--BREATHE FIRE?!
...Ye gods. It's DRAGON GOO.
The whole "the goo can breathe fire" dealie is something I occasionally forget about. I'm not sure why. It's pretty cool! Granted, I'm not sure how it can be goo and have all those gases inside it without blowing itself up, but whatever. It's DRAGON GOO. Your argument is invalid.
And now I really wanna play a DragonQuest game. Crap.
Commentary added November 4, 2014