- No chance whatsoever
[i]What? Elliot is evolving! Congratulations! Your Elliot evolved into More Mature Elliot!
MM Elliot is trying to learn "Badass Hair in the Wind With No Wind Effect" (BaHitWWNWE). MM Elliot can't learn more than four moves. Delete an older move to make room for BaHitWWNWE?
MM Elliot forgot "Avoid Making Decisions"! Congratulations! MM Elliot learned BaHitWWNWE![/i]
Okay, he probably didn't COMPLETELY forget that move, but hey! Progress! And a Pokemon
Some of you may be confused by how this comic is somewhat contrary to giving shipper's hope. Well, here's the thing: I found another bar napkin, and this one says I'm contractually obligated to discourage shipping just as often as I encourage it in order to more efficiently mess with people's heads. I'd be opposed to such horrible behavior, but, you know, napkin. My hands are tied.