And thus did no character ever go to the gym again, for drawing exercise equipment is awful.
It was technically more than half a year between major incidents, but you know how people are. "Let's round this period of time to the nearest unit of measure that conveys the point while still sounding good".
I'm not sure why I decided the assistant director needed to be a super buff guy named after a comic artist. Hang on, I'm going to go see if past me said why.
...Past me: "I'm not sure why I picture this guy being so beefy" Thanks for clearing that up, past me!