Well, *I* like that statue. I think it's rad.
And yes, I like Monty Python And The Holy Grail.
Assuming it really was Grace who wanted this statue, perhaps she wanted it to be a super buff, flexing squirrel? I don't know. Perhaps there are standards of squirrel manliness we just weren't meant to know.
As for "just put out more birdseed", that does seem to be the solution. You're not gonna stop the ninja squirrel knights.
Commentary added Dec 30, 2014