I don't blame past me for the first panel. Seriously, I don't. He knew he'd have trouble drawing what needed to be conveyed and made the most of things with humor. That's how I ROLL.
I guess Ellen rolled, too, because she somehow managed that jump out of the building without injury. I suppose that's a spoiler for anyone reading through the comic the first time who has also ignored my advice to read through it once without commentary, but really, have I done anything to suggest I'd follow a comic like THIS with a "oh noes serious injury" moment?
The answer is NO.
*SECOND PAIR OF SUNGLASSES*
Commentary added October 27, 2014