A unicorn I am declaring as canon, no less, regardless of how this story winds up getting defined canon-wise!
Comparatively speaking, however, not a big unicorn.
Granted, that might not be fair. I'm comparing this unicorn to actual horses, and let's be clear on this, horses are BIG.
Maybe unicorns, in general, are little! Which would, of course, make them ponies! So, perhaps, one could argue that this character is my little--
(This commentary could not be completed due to a sudden deluge of thrown tomatoes)