"I find women SO CONFUSING!"

"Oh, that's ridiculous. What's your dating history?"

"Well, the first girl I dated was Diane..."

"Oh."

"And when that didn't work out, she suggested I date her friend Lucy. Which I did, but it was kind of confusing, because all my dates with Diane had already been double dates with Lucy..."

"Oh ye gods."

"And then I dated you, Nanase..."

"Oh yeah..."

"And you seemed nice and friendly, but not really all THAT in to me? It was like you were distracted by something the whole time?"

"Under the circumstances, I am feeling less judgmental of your confusion."