The views of Kevin regarding the quality of human Kevins relative to magic training wands made Kevins do not represent the writer of this comic or any of their shadow corporate overlords of questionable humanity.

Kevin, and Kevin alone, is responsible for his statements regarding Kevins.

Annnd CUT!

Part of me thinks it would be funnier if the comic just ended on Kevin's question to Ashley, but that also felt like a mean note to end on, so we instead conclude with Kevin's assurance that Ashley will catch up eventually.

The water thing's just meant as a joke, but thinking on it now, it IS canon that there's more ambient magic in Moperville than most places at even the best of times. There might actually be something to magic in the water?