Diane: "Like, have you ever carried around shoes? On a DATE?"

Rhoda: "I'd put them in a bag."

Diane: "I mean yes, OBVIOUSLY, but would you carry a bag AND a purse?!"

Rhoda: "I'm not carrying a purse."

Diane: "You're not? Wait a minute, you're not! How are you getting away with that?!"

Rhoda: "All will be revealed in due time."

Diane: "???"