"So first of all, did you know horses are big?"
"Yes, of course."
"Like, REALLY big?"
"Um, yes. I rode a carriage to get here."
"Oh, right, of course. Well, did you know they have brushable manes?"
"Uh..."
"Right, right, you've seen them, because of the... OH! Did you know they can pull carriages?"
"..."