In which Ellen flashes the audience.
Wait a minute--The mystery of the weregoat is canon, and her no longer getting energy buildups during that mystery (and presumably getting a non-transformation spell then) is canon!
This moment is safely assumed canon, which means this comic is canon, but all of these examples are supposed to be non-canon!
IT'S ALL GONE WRONG I'M SORRY
Seriously, though, I'd like never being without a flashlight. It would be neat.