Comic for Wednesday, Mar 20, 2002


Posted March 20, 2002 at 1:00 am

AAAAA! SCARY GRACE! Way to make me a liar, panel two!

You’re too adorables to be a monster, Grace. I mean, yes, there are monsters that are adorable, but they’re not technically monsters on account of adorableness in spite of actually totally being monsters. That might sound like it doesn’t make sense, and it doesn’t, but it does. You just have to think about it sideways, or upside down. But not diagonally. Never diagonally. You’ll either think uphill and give yourself a headache, or you’ll find yourself sliding down a slippery slope.

One might think up and down would be even worse, but up is a carefully ascending, and down is watching a Michael Bay movie, which could be bad if you’re not watching Armageddon, but the possibility of getting to watch Armageddon is worth the risk.

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