I know Arthur has seemed really nice these past few comics, but there are things you need to keep in mind about the nature of his position. Allow me to tell you all the story of the scorpion and the frog.

"What? No."

See, there was this scorpion who wanted to cross a river...

"No no no."

And they asked a frog if they could help them...

"Seriously, everyone knows this story."

And the frog...

"And the frog says 'but won't you sting me', and the scorpion says 'no', but then the scorpion stings him anyway, the frog's all 'but why', and the scorpion says 'because I'm a scorpion'. The end."

Don't interrupt. Anyway, this frog...

"ARRRRRRRGH!"

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- Thursday EGSNP