I'm very curious what legal stuff they did above ground. I should probably know that.
TELEMARKETING! Yes. That's what they did. Or claimed to do. They'd leave a bunch of phones around, and if anyone entered the building, they leapt to them and started calling people about their long distance providers. Because they were evil.
And now I'm wondering how Damien and company got into the lair if it's all boarded up like that? Uh-oh... COULD THIS BE THE FIRST AND ONLY PLOT HOLE IN EGS EVER?!