Comic for Friday, May 9, 2003


Posted May 9, 2003 at 1:00 am

...Did I listen to Shakespeare or something prior to writing this comic?

Okay, that is a pretty flirty look in panel one. If ye wisheth to taketh offense...eth? I supposeth I cannot blameth youeth.

(Nobody correct me on "youeth". I played Dragon Warrior on the NES. I already know better.)

And that's why this is the "Fairy Doll" spell. It's a pretty incredible and powerful ability when you stop to think about it. I mean, she can make dolls out of magic, and they stick around. That's genuinely non-hyperbole amazing.

And she has a phone! It's just, seriously, why would you use a phone when you have the fairy doll spell? Stop listing those dozens of perfectly valid reasons those don't count.

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