Wait. Wait wait wait. WAIT.
Justin's hasn't been on any dates with guys yet?! This is unnacceptable. Past me, get on correcting this right away. I expect him to have dated all sorts of cool guys by the time you're me, got it? Good. Glad we got that taken care of.
Incidentally, I'm surprised to see the matter brought up in panel five this early on in the comic's history. I shouldn't be, seeing as I wrote it and this is where it would logically be, but there's just something about it that still gets that reaction out of me. It just feels so... EARLY! In any case, there it is. Kablams*
* I have no idea why I like saying (writing) "kablams". I just do, and will occassionally end paragraphs with it for no logical reason. It's just something we're all going to have to learn to live with.
Commentary added September 25, 2014