Rock on, Elliot. You cut through that tension with your kitty claws!

Also don't give your cats yarn it can be adorable but seriously don't it can be very bad for them don't do it okay thanks

Speaking as someone who has been to a dermatologist, I'm not sure they're generally prepared to deal with glowing stripes. I mean, they probably have trial-sized ointmenets that would help a little, sure, but it seems like this would be a rare condition.