If you weren't a main character before this comic, Susan, this sealed the deal. And with that said...
KITTY! Meow meow meow meow!
Okay, now that I've scared away all the cats who might be reading this, I can proceed. This is based on my own interactions with cats. When I want a cat around, they flee. When I don't want them around, they want to sleep on my face. This is the way of cats.
Of course, that's not really true, but it sure feels like it sometimes.
As for Susan's "KITTY!" panel, it's basically the standard by which all future disturbing silly visuals are measured by. That's not just me saying that; I'm basing that on what readers have just naturally done on their own in response to certain future panels.
I don't think anything I do in the future is going to replace "KITTY!" as the standard by which other such panels are measured. You win THIS round, 2003 me.
Commentary added November 30, 2014