I'm not sure who they're referring to in panel one. What? The last two comics? I don't know what you're talking about. Stop speaking in riddles, hypothetical person saying things I don't want to hear.
Had I not given Tedd a last name at this point? He totally has one. It's a word that will be said at some point for everyone to see and enjoy as a word that can be said by a person.
And GASP! Someone on the intercom swore?! There's no way that's the principal. It's gotta be some assistant. In fact, the principal would be so opposed to swearing or anything resembling swearing that he wouldn't even use the word "assistant" because of the first three letters of it.
Comic commentary added September 25, 2014