Commentary

“You’re here because your name is Grace. Got it. I’m glad we cleared that up.”

Actually, this is a pretty good strategy for avoiding a topic of conversation and I recommend it to everyone.

“Dan, did you eat all the cookies?”

You called me Dan.

“Huh? Um, well, yeah. That’s your name. Now about those cookies…”

I want you to call me Dan, and nothing else.

“I’m about to call you a cookie eating jackass, you jackass.”

Okay, maybe it doesn’t work that well.

Commentary added August 13, 2014

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