"Look. I have the one dungeon designed, and the one thing for you to save.
I don't care where you decide to go, or what you decide to do.
You're going to find a dungeon that matches the layout of an abandoned mine, and there's going to be a chicken in there.
My descriptions might change, and it might be a bit weird if you choose to check a shack at the top of a hill or something, but we're using the one layout I've got to work with."