"For you see, I am in actuality a holy being, and I will now float above the ground and--"
Wait, that's a different story I'm writing about an angel that shrinks people for what they claim are excellent reasons, but in truth they're just bored. A fantastic story that will make me millions to be certain, but not relevant to this comic.
As for what's going to happen Monday, IT HAS BEEN FORESHADOWED. Sort of. In a round about way. I mean, what specifically happens hasn't been, but the how of--Look, I've already said too much. This rambling will make sense next week.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to find someone in Hollywood who will actually believe me when I say my bored angel who shrinks people movie is a summer blockbuster waiting to happen.