Science, as we all know, is an absolute, and not open to testing. We're just going to have to accept this.
I considered the various lengthy discussions they could have about hair length and what they should do for MV5, collapsed from boredom, woke up on the floor, and found this comic drawn.
Did I write and draw it myself while in some sort of trance? Was it drawn by the universe itself? Did the green cartoon platypus floating outside my window have anything to do with it?
In any case, the result sure is a time saver.