Cleverly, or so Dan thought, Dan was very vague about the actual positions being expressed, and chose grey, nearly featureless beings as representatives. It was not long after posting the comic that a group of grey, nearly featureless beings from beyond the veil of time and space took issue with his comic, and called him a woodlewap. None within our corporeal reality know what exactly a woodlewap is, but the sentiment was clear enough.
The saltiness of the internet is making me salty, by which I mean the bitterness is making me bitter. you're not allowed to say "bitter", however, unless explaining what it is you mean by "salty", for this is the internet, and that is the way of things.
Next comic: Something that has nothing to do with people arguing on the internet. At least until the comic itself sparks an argument, at which point it will share a retroactive connection.