OH MY GOD EVERYTHING IS PAINTED Oh. It’s not Painted Black. Nevermind.
You know, there was only one Q&A before this one. It seems a bit premature to question the sacred tradition of Amanda and Dr. Germahn handling them.
It sort of is and isn’t out of character for Tedd to be wearing a skirt? He claims in continuity that he doesn’t cross dress in women’s clothing, but this is Ted outside of continuity. He could have all sorts of advanced character development levels. That, or maybe he views it as a men’s skirt.