…Well then. This is another of those comics in which I wish I had a time machine so I could go back in time and slap some sense into myself.
Seriously, though, don’t slap people.
I basically consider this comic non-canon past the first panel. It’s not that bold a declaration, really. Greg’s martial arts dojo is absolutely not near ANY of those places (except the ice cream place), and Tedd’s even at the bottom breaking the fourth wall all over the place.
So, yeah. Hear ye, hear ye. About 1/4 of yonder comic be canon. The rest be a dumb joke, so sayeth the Dan!
Comic commentary added Sep 11, 2014