Oh snap! The cat's out of the bag now!
Yep. Cave trolls. That's what the latest storyline
is all about. Cave trolls. For reals and for serious. They knock over artifacts. They're kinda jerks like that.
What? You think that's stupid? YOU'RE stupid! Cave trolls are hardcore awesome wrapped in a biscuit! (FYI, biscuits are awesome) They have big teeth, eat hobbits, and sing! Granted, they turn to stone in sunlight, but so long as they stick to caves, they're fine!
Hold on, I just got a memo. Let's see... ice cream truck... forgot mortal weakness... lawn ornaments...
Okay, if you'll excuse me, I need to rewrite the next 324 pages of comics.