Damien's hot. Like, literally. Not, you know, "hot". He's hot-hot. I mean...

You know what? Moving on. Elliot's quoting Lord of the Rings. At least, he's quoting the second movie. I have no idea if that quote is anywhere in the books. I would like to claim I've read them all like a good little fanboy, but nope. I've attempted to listen to the audiobooks, but then Tom Bombadil happened, and I just... And now it's been too long since I've listened. I'd need to start over, and he'd be BACK!

I don't think I can do it.

I can't.

I WON'T.

Well, maybe someday.