I'm sure Voltaire only has the bestest of intentions and plans to make the world the bestest it can be so he can become BFF's with everyone.
I'm not a huge fan of the dialogue in panel one, but I felt both parts of it necessary. Voltaire needed a pay phone, and in spite of there supposedly being 500,000+ left in the USA at the time of my posting this, they're only going to become more and more mythical than Big Foot as time goes on.
As for "put my game voice" on, there's no sound, and I didn't want to give the impression that Voltaire always sounds like Abner. I mean, if you want to reach that conclusion, I can't stop you, but I did my best to prevent that, darn it.