TENSAIDED! *Applause* And Susan! *APPLAUSE*
Later on, someone would criticize me for making him a stereotypical nerd, but... Is this really stereotypical? I mean, yeah, an interest in roleplaying and leveling up, sure, but... Seriously, do people think nerds act like this? DO some nerds act like this?
If you do, cut it out. Save it for game night.
And yes, Susan works in a movie rental store, and will continue to do so for some time. People continue to react as though this is impossible, which I honestly find a little annoying. Yes, they're a lot less common these days, but they still exist. There's one near me, and I've seen others while out on my travels. The really big chains like Blockbuster might not be around, but rental places in general? Still here. I could still go rent the heck out of some movies if I felt like it, and I'm writing this on the verge of 2015.
Commentary added for December 31, 2014