DARN KIDS! Demands of instant gratification, skewed views of entitlement, loud music... GET OFFA MY LAWN!

*erhem* Anyway, as a god in Black & White, you could grab people, place them by things, and make them your disciples. Disciples would be particularly good at a given task, and one such task was fishing for food.

I'm not sure if it would be awesome or totally suck if real life worked that way. A giant floating hand grabbing you and dropping you off at a place where you'd have to work forever is a scary concept, but at least you wouldn't have to look for work. I guess it would depend on whether the god considered your career preferences before tossing you somewhere.