"IT'S ME, EMISSARY!"
"Oh, son of a pooch!" "What?!"
"IT'S ME, EMISSARY! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, EMISSARY!"
Why do I know the "it's me, Austin" reference? I don't even watch wrestling. Oh well, it got into my head somehow. I assume the interweb was involved. Thanks, cosmic meme spider who controls us all.
Anyway, that's the problem with dealing with shapeshifters. The usefulness of physical descriptions starts to lean towards zero.